"The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance" - Season 2

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

"Bad News from the Clinic?" - Season 2

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.

"Go Get Mommy's Bra" - Season 2

Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince she is trying to sell a house to, but when Charlie gets his car back, he discovers just exactly what his mother did in the backseat.

"A Bag Full of Jawea" - Season 2

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his attempts fail every time.

"Enjoy Those Garlic Balls" - Season 2

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician Dr. Melnick (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset--until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

"Back Off Mary Poppins" - Season 2

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group (featuring Sean Penn, Elvis Costello, and Harry Dean Stanton), and he begs his brother to let him join.

"Can You Feel My Finger?" - Season 1

When Charlie has a close call when a women he has had sex with thinks she is pregnant, he attempts to get a vasectomy.

"Just Like Buffalo" - Season 1

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.