"Last Chance to See Those Tattoos" - Season 2

After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but it's harder than it looks when all the women take the apology better than expected.

"The Salmon Under My Sweater" - Season 2

Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan of. Meanwhile, Alan finds out more about Rose (including how smart she is), when he spends more time with her.

"Yes, Monsignor" - Season 2

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa (Denise Richards). He finds out that she broke up with her husband, and now has a child. Now he must try to convince Lisa that he's okay with her having a child; Jake tries to justify to his father why he isn't doing so well in school.

"Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers" - Season 2

Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie and Evelyn to try and talk him out of it.

"A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana" - Season 2

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

"The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance" - Season 2

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

"Bad News from the Clinic?" - Season 2

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.

"Go Get Mommy's Bra" - Season 2

Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince she is trying to sell a house to, but when Charlie gets his car back, he discovers just exactly what his mother did in the backseat.

"A Bag Full of Jawea" - Season 2

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his attempts fail every time.

"Enjoy Those Garlic Balls" - Season 2

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician Dr. Melnick (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset--until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

"Back Off Mary Poppins" - Season 2

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group (featuring Sean Penn, Elvis Costello, and Harry Dean Stanton), and he begs his brother to let him join.

"Can You Feel My Finger?" - Season 1

When Charlie has a close call when a women he has had sex with thinks she is pregnant, he attempts to get a vasectomy.

"Just Like Buffalo" - Season 1

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

"My Doctor has a Cow Puppet" - Season 1

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist.

"No Sniffing, No Wowing" - Season 1

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).

"Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark" - Season 1

Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parents' divorce, after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing. So she suggests that they send Jake to a therapist.

"I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You" - Season 1

Judith's sister Liz (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

"An Old Flame With a New Wick" - Season 1

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

"Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats" - Season 1

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death. Events unveil just how capable Charlie can be at taking care of Jake.

"That Was Saliva, Alan (part 2)" - Season 1

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

"Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (part 1)" - Season 1

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie (Jenna Elfman) whom the brothers find smashing up a Mercedes-Benz in a parking lot with a baseball bat.

"I Can't Afford Hyenas" - Season 1

Charlie's accountant Stan (Richard Lewis) tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him: Charlie spends faster than his royalty checks come in. Alan then coaches Charlie on how to live frugally.

"Sara Like Puny Alan" - Season 1

Charlie finally gets a chance for a double date with a hot neighbor and her sister (who's a hot soap opera actress), and needs Alan to come along. The problem is that Alan gets sick from Jake, so Charlie takes them to a steam room to help Alan get rid of his flu symptoms. This backfires, as Charlie also gets sick, but he has no intentions of canceling the date.

"Camel Filters and Pheromones" - Season 1

When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence (Megan Fox) to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.