"Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers" - Season 2

Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie and Evelyn to try and talk him out of it.

"A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana" - Season 2

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

"The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance" - Season 2

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

"Bad News from the Clinic?" - Season 2

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.

"Go Get Mommy's Bra" - Season 2

Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince she is trying to sell a house to, but when Charlie gets his car back, he discovers just exactly what his mother did in the backseat.

"A Bag Full of Jawea" - Season 2

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his attempts fail every time.

"Enjoy Those Garlic Balls" - Season 2

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician Dr. Melnick (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset--until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

"Back Off Mary Poppins" - Season 2

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group (featuring Sean Penn, Elvis Costello, and Harry Dean Stanton), and he begs his brother to let him join.