"Does This Smell Funny to You?" - Season 2

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.

"Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab" - Season 2

When Evelyn learns that Jake spent his entire spring break with his grandparents, she pressures Alan into letting Jake stay with her for the night. Concerned that Evelyn will destroy Jake the way she destroyed their lives, Alan and Charlie grudgingly drop a resentful Jake off at her home and quickly flee to Charlie's favorite bar. There, amidst a group of sexy women, Alan easily gets his mind off of his son's miserable circumstance.

"That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother" - Season 2

Evelyn buys Alan a new sports car, causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind double date with her, her new beau and his daughter. At the restaurant, Alan learns that his mother and boyfriend will not be able to join them because there was a mix-up between his heart medication and Viagra and she didn't want to "waste it." As a result, Alan is left to deal with the daughter (Chloe Webb), who is on a weekend pass from a rehab center and still has some loose screws. Alan eventually gets her back to the beach house only to have her drive off in his new sports car and become the object of a televised high-speed car chase.

"A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On" - Season 2

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a "dead guy." Meanwhile, Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects to Harry.