"Santa's Village of the Damned" - Season 3

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

"Something Salted and Twisted" - Season 3

Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.

"Madame and Her Special Friend" - Season 3

One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

"That Voodoo That I Do Do" - Season 3

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher, Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier).

"Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop" - Season 3

Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father (Martin Sheen) comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.

"Hi, Mr. Horned One" - Season 3

Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

"We Called It Mr. Pinky" - Season 3

Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship because of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.

"Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs" - Season 3

Alan allows Berta to stay at Charlie's house on a temporary basis, a move which puts the brothers at odds.

"Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark" - Season 3

Charlie, finds out that Alan and Judith have begun to date again.

"Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover" - Season 3

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.

"Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts" - Season 3

After falling off the roof, Alan needs someone to watch Jake and Charlie offers, until it interferes with his social life.

"Does This Smell Funny to You?" - Season 2

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.

"Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab" - Season 2

When Evelyn learns that Jake spent his entire spring break with his grandparents, she pressures Alan into letting Jake stay with her for the night. Concerned that Evelyn will destroy Jake the way she destroyed their lives, Alan and Charlie grudgingly drop a resentful Jake off at her home and quickly flee to Charlie's favorite bar. There, amidst a group of sexy women, Alan easily gets his mind off of his son's miserable circumstance.

"That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother" - Season 2

Evelyn buys Alan a new sports car, causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind double date with her, her new beau and his daughter. At the restaurant, Alan learns that his mother and boyfriend will not be able to join them because there was a mix-up between his heart medication and Viagra and she didn't want to "waste it." As a result, Alan is left to deal with the daughter (Chloe Webb), who is on a weekend pass from a rehab center and still has some loose screws. Alan eventually gets her back to the beach house only to have her drive off in his new sports car and become the object of a televised high-speed car chase.

"A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On" - Season 2

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a "dead guy." Meanwhile, Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects to Harry.

"I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey" - Season 2

Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

"A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise" - Season 2

After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at a cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri (Jeri Ryan). Alan takes an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can't get over Sherri's relationship with Charlie.

"It Was "Mame," Mom" - Season 2

Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and tries to sleep with her without Eric finding out.

"Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!" - Season 2

After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the hospital after refusing his help. While there, Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only problem is that he has a history with her that he can't remember. Berta is fed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly, so she decides to make him clean it until he learns.

"Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?" - Season 2

When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better than Alan.

"Smell the Umbrella Stand" - Season 2

Alan starts to worry about a proctology examination that he is facing, and to get his mind off it Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

"Those Big Pink Things with Coconut" - Season 2

The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they aren't sure if she's faking, and try to call her bluff.

"Zejdz z Moich Wlosów, a.k.a. Get Off My Hair" - Season 2

After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damage and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Charlie isn't happy with this, but accepts it. Alan becomes jealous when Judith goes on a date, and asks Charlie to find him a date, so that he can show Judith that he dates as well.

"A Lungful of Alan" - Season 2

Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate (Paget Brewster), who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.