"The Salmon Under My Sweater" - Season 2

Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan of. Meanwhile, Alan finds out more about Rose (including how smart she is), when he spends more time with her.

"Yes, Monsignor" - Season 2

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa (Denise Richards). He finds out that she broke up with her husband, and now has a child. Now he must try to convince Lisa that he's okay with her having a child; Jake tries to justify to his father why he isn't doing so well in school.

"Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers" - Season 2

Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie and Evelyn to try and talk him out of it.

"A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana" - Season 2

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.