"Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro" - Season 3

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

"Golly Moses, She's a Muffin" - Season 3

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Meanwhile, Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.

"The Spit-Covered Cobbler" - Season 3

Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.

"The Unfortunate Little Schnauser" - Season 3

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Meanwhile, Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.

"Ergo, the Booty Call" - Season 3

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend Kandi (April Bowlby) to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend Gordon to act more like Charlie.

"My Tongue is Meat" - Season 3

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.

"Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded" - Season 3

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

"Humiliation is a Visual Medium" - Season 3

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.