"Large Birds, Spiders and Mom" - Season 5

When Jake is apprehensive about entering junior high, Charlie and Alan make things worse by telling him about their own nightmare junior high experiences.

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The stories traumatize Jake so much that on the first day of school, he gets off the bus and goes home to hide.

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Eventually Charlie and Alan have a realization: the stories they've been telling Jake are reflections of their own worries, which they are passing down to Jake.

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But when Charlie and Alan decide to teach Jake how to handle his fears, things don't quite go according to plan.

"Prostitutes and Gelato" - Season 4

Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend invites them to Vegas on his private jet.

"Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin" - Season 4

Charlie loses a girl to a young, handsome handyman (Enrique Iglesias), who is working at his house.

"Mr. McGlue's Feedbag" - Season 4

Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Also, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.

"Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous" - Season 4

Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends a gay man. Also, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.

"Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot" - Season 4

Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.

"Smooth as a Ken Doll" - Season 4

Charlie takes a liking to Myra (Judy Greer), the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.

"It Never Rains in Hooterville" - Season 4

Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.