"It Was "Mame," Mom" - Season 2

Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and tries to sleep with her without Eric finding out.

"Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!" - Season 2

After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the hospital after refusing his help. While there, Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only problem is that he has a history with her that he can't remember. Berta is fed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly, so she decides to make him clean it until he learns.

"Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?" - Season 2

When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better than Alan.

"Smell the Umbrella Stand" - Season 2

Alan starts to worry about a proctology examination that he is facing, and to get his mind off it Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

"Those Big Pink Things with Coconut" - Season 2

The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they aren't sure if she's faking, and try to call her bluff.

"Zejdz z Moich Wlosów, a.k.a. Get Off My Hair" - Season 2

After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damage and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Charlie isn't happy with this, but accepts it. Alan becomes jealous when Judith goes on a date, and asks Charlie to find him a date, so that he can show Judith that he dates as well.

"A Lungful of Alan" - Season 2

Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate (Paget Brewster), who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.

"Last Chance to See Those Tattoos" - Season 2

After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but it's harder than it looks when all the women take the apology better than expected.